"The movie Brokeback Mountain opened this week. It's making history as the first western ever where the good guys get it in the end." - Tina Fey on SNL's Weekend Update (she said the joke was written by her father Don).- "Oh, good thing Chandler isn't here. He always wins at this game." - Rachel, to Monica, who asked, 'How desperate am I?", on Friends.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
12-16-2005 @ 3:42PM
Alec said...
Are you kidding me with these one liners. I mean two of these shows are syndicated. And still standing? Should someone who watches still standing be writing a column about whats good? I think you guys should just reprint EW's quotes column. Those at least make sense.
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12-16-2005 @ 4:17PM
Bob Sassone said...
Alec, two things: one, Still Standing is a very underrated sitcom. People lump it in with According To Jim and Yes, Dear, that's it just another "fat guy, hot wife" sitcom. It's not. It's a very funny show. Lots of great one-liners every episode.
As for the one-liners, TV Squad has been and always will be about ALL television, whether it's 2005 or 1955. We like to mix it up. Some weeks the quotes are from all current shows, sometimes they are a mix of old and new. Hell, one week we might have quotes that all have the word "cheese" in them.
Just so you know, those quotes from Friends and Just Shoot Me *are* from eps that ran this week in syndication.
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12-16-2005 @ 4:25PM
Anthony said...
I can't believe that I watched that episode of Still Standing, but it was actually really funny.
The beter quote was the from the wife: "Your father has a disability. He's lazy."
- about why her husband couldn't help with all the Christmas errands
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12-16-2005 @ 5:52PM
BGDC said...
Who does this list? It's all old crappy shows! Best line of the week:
Nobody sells coke in this pen without giving daddy a taste. - Arrested Development
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