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And I Quote: The best one-liners of the week

  • Still Standing"The movie Brokeback Mountain opened this week. It's making history as the first western ever where the good guys get it in the end." - Tina Fey on SNL's Weekend Update (she said the joke was written by her father Don).
  • "Oh, good thing Chandler isn't here. He always wins at this game." - Rachel, to Monica, who asked, 'How desperate am I?", on Friends.
  • "I don't want to bore you with all the details, but it started like all these thing usually start, by me saying, 'oh, I can fix that." - David Letterman, on a nasty gash he had on his hand."
  • "I remember this place. Linda Ronstadt and I used to throw up in the bathroom here after a big meal. Apparently one of us dropped out of the program." - Nina, about the dive bar where Finch is playing, on Just Shoot Me.
  • "It's not straight, and you're going to get the Dickens kicked out of you." - Bill, to son Brian, who said his new group of mall Christmas carolers was 'straight out of Dickens,' on Still Standing.
 

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