Everyone's favorite fake newsman, Jon Stewart, has been chosen to receive the National Soccer Coaches Association of America’s Honorary All-America Award for 2005. I knew that back in his college days, Stewart played soccer for William and Mary, but I had no idea that he did so well. He's going to be honored at a luncheon in January for bringing "distinction to the sport of soccer through their efforts within and beyond the boundaries of the sport". Goodness, Stewart's just grabbing awards left and right.Now for the most important part: Look at those legs. Look at 'em! Stewart was once a fit, athletic machine!














