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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
11-24-2005 @ 2:51AM
Mark Rabinowitz said...
How about:
"POTUS interruptus" when Mac and Rod were interrupted in bed by their youngest daughter just as they were about to get busy on Commander in Chief?"
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