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  • Boston Legal"You know, if we met in college, I would have had to kick your ass." - Rich, to Jackson, on Surface
  • "OK, I've narrowed it down to two: a Kool and the Gang tribute band. Or Kool and the Gang." - Grace, helping a man plan his wedding and reception, on Will and Grace.
  • "How do you feel about sleeping with me - next to me?" - James Spader to William Shatner, after admitting to night terrors, on Boston Legal.
  • "Beloved teen idol Ashlee Simpson was caught on tape during a drunken rampage at a local McDonald's. Despite her hostile behavior, McDonald's officials say they will still consider her application." - David Spade, on The Showbiz Show with David Spade.
  • "Dad! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!" - Stan, when Tom Cruise locked himself in his bedroom closet, on South Park.
  • "For the reception, how should I have my chicken? Grilled or McNuggeted?" - Randy, who got invited to Earl's ex-wife's wedding, on My Name Is Earl.
 

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