I'll never forgive Chuck Norris. In the early 90s, I was really enjoying a CBS show called Raven, and then all of the sudden the show was canceled and replaced by Norris' Walker, Texas Ranger (coincidentally, another martial arts show like Raven, only with cowboy hats). This web site collects 30 random facts about the movie and television star, including:
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris? Pain.
- Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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11-18-2005 @ 11:29AM
Lacy Hall said...
ha ha ha...this is awesome. Thanks Bob for starting my Friday off with a laugh. This will surely carry me through the weekend.
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12-06-2005 @ 10:06AM
Chuck said...
I laughed so hard I cried....excellent...
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11-18-2005 @ 12:28PM
mattjh said...
Be aware that there are Mr T and Vin Diesel lists too.
http://www.4q.cc/t/index.php?topthirty
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty
Some of them are really rather funny.
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11-18-2005 @ 3:23PM
Ed said...
The one person that Chuck Norris won't roundhouse kick: Trey Anastasio, his music geek younger half-brother
OK, they're not realted, but they do lok alike and SNL once made fun of it.
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