ABC is developing a new romantic comedy that was inspired by real-life songwriter, Diane Warren, who has written hit songs for everyone from Celine Dion to Aerosmith. The plotline is this: a fictional songstress who writes amazing love ballads, but can't get a date in real life. (Cue melancholy music...wa wa waaaaa) I don't know if this is a good idea for a show or a wickedly awful one. It sounds pretty cheesy, and it just reeks of Jake in Progress. Plus, why can't the show just be about a woman that writes huge superhits? Why can't she be all manipulative and maybe even take sexual advantage of rock stars? Hey Justin Timberlake, want another big hit? Well, you're gonna have to "pay some royalties" if you know what I mean (wink wink, nudge nudge), and don't bother brining your pants to the recording studio. That's the ABC romantic comedy I want to see. ABC's advice to women: get laid
ABC is developing a new romantic comedy that was inspired by real-life songwriter, Diane Warren, who has written hit songs for everyone from Celine Dion to Aerosmith. The plotline is this: a fictional songstress who writes amazing love ballads, but can't get a date in real life. (Cue melancholy music...wa wa waaaaa) I don't know if this is a good idea for a show or a wickedly awful one. It sounds pretty cheesy, and it just reeks of Jake in Progress. Plus, why can't the show just be about a woman that writes huge superhits? Why can't she be all manipulative and maybe even take sexual advantage of rock stars? Hey Justin Timberlake, want another big hit? Well, you're gonna have to "pay some royalties" if you know what I mean (wink wink, nudge nudge), and don't bother brining your pants to the recording studio. That's the ABC romantic comedy I want to see. 
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