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Welcome to our live chatcast of the pregame, er, pre-show, and the whole episode of this week's Lost - tonight's show is entitled "Orientation," which we can presume means the Losties learn a bit more about where they are, or perhaps how to get to other places. Join C.K. Sample, Ryan j Budke, Tom Biro, Jen Funk Segrest, and a few other TVSquadders who are psyched to present you with a full on, much more serious ChatCast - although not quite library serious.

Ryan: have you guys heard the rumor that the symbol didn't say dharma but instead said "Pharma"?
Tom: I haven't heard that, actually.
C.K.: I heard it said "flaccid"
Ryan: uno momento, i'll get the link
Ryan: http://thefuselage.com/Threaded/showthread.php?t=20609
C.K.: "Sebastian likes to Dance the Cha Cha"
C.K.: my current IM appeared briefly on an episode of Call for Help
Ryan: yea, it's called "Orientation"
C.K.: and multiple nerds started IMing me asking for Cat Schwartz's handle
Ryan: lol
Ryan: you don't seriously have her handle do you?
Ryan: what is it?
Ryan: i'll trade you for sarah lane's
C.K.: *note to self: block ryan*
Ryan: crap
Ryan: that's the 3rd one today
Ryan: hey, i'll get you an autograph from Jessica Simpson
C.K.: so are we supposed to be talking about Lost
Ryan: so that's a no....
C.K.: I think they are all robots
Ryan: hmmmm....
C.K.: or a drug addicts hallucination
C.K.: or Felicity dreamed the whole thing
Ryan: ha
Ryan: I know that nanobots are involved somehow
Ryan: or think they are at least
C.K.: what other shows have ended up only being dreams
Ryan: newhart
C.K.: is that like Autobots?
C.K.: or more like Decepticons
C.K.: yeah Newhart
C.K.: *snore*
Ryan: yo, don't blast the Robots In Disguise
Ryan: a whole season of Dallas
C.K.: btw
Ryan: those are the only two that i can think of
C.K.: America's Next Top Model is sublime
Ryan: really? i've heard it's good, good like a train wreck, but good none-the-less
C.K.: sublime = good
Ryan: i'll have to check it out
Tom: You guys are just wrong. I think this whole new book thing that's being discussed could be very involved in the story
Jen has joined the chat.
C.K.: huh?
C.K.: Jen!
C.K.: what new book thing?
Jen: world's slowest bill
Ryan: The Third Policeman huh?
Jen: went out to "dine for america"
C.K.: i'm just a bill
C.K.: just a regular bill
C.K.: hanging out on capital hill
Ryan: conjunction junction, what's your function
Ryan: ahhhhh Tyra, you're so pleasing on the eyes
Jen: we're watching somethign else till it starts
Jen: ok
Jen: waht are we hoping to see tonight?
Ryan: still trying to talk about lost though
C.K.: more people exploding
Ryan: i've heard that it's Desmond's last show
C.K.: that Arnst guy exploding was the best thing ever
Jen: awwwww
C.K.: I peed myself it was soooo funny
Jen: you sick bastid
Ryan: he'll end up being like Canielle, knowing some pieces of the puzzle but not all of them
Ryan: Danielle
Jen: i wonder if they even know each other
Ryan: on america's next top model is that a guy or girl with all the glowers?
Ryan: flowers
C.K.: guy
Jen: i wonder if the computer being shot toniht makes desmond  blowup or something
Tom: Oh boy, this is going so well already.
Ryan: i don't know
C.K.: watch it with the spoilers Brotha
C.K.: I like the way he says brother, BROTHA
Tom: So seriously - we see Michelle Rodriguez today - do we think that she's some sort of clone, or the same one that met Jack at the airport?
[20:46] Jen: well it was on ET tonight
[20:46] Jen: is she "alex?"
[20:47] Ryan: I think it's the same one
[20:47] C.K.: the Extra TERRESTRIAL?!@
[20:47] Jen: :::cue music:::
[20:47] Ryan: and it kind of looked like she was one of the ones on the beach at the end
[20:47] C.K.: which time at the airport?
[20:47] C.K.: the time last season
[20:48] Tom: yeah, at the bar
[20:48] C.K.: or the version from the first episode of this season
[20:48] Jen: i keep thinking that "why haven't they gotten around theisland yet ? how big could it be?
[20:48] Tom: last season
[20:48] C.K.: both were at the bar
[20:48] C.K.: the scene recurred slightly different in the first ep of this season
[20:48] Jen: then I remember Said never did explore it
[20:48] Ryan: well, they may assume that Sayid actually went around, that's what he set out to do
[20:48] C.K.: islands can be very big
[20:48] Jen: he got snared by danielle aka crazy delenn
[20:48] C.K.: Said
[20:48] Ryan: Said? i thought it was Sayid?
[20:49] Jen: Sayid is probably right actually
[20:49] Jen: it reads better in chat anyway
[20:49] Ryan: ah ha
[20:49] C.K.: if it's like the critic
[20:49] C.K.: which I think it is intentionally
[20:49] C.K.: then it's Said
[20:49] Jen: Saide
[20:49] Jen: Sade , oh wait
[20:49] C.K.: The Edward Said Archive
[20:49] Jen: I wonder if he can sing
[20:49] C.K.: crap!
[20:50] C.K.: the site is gone
[20:50] Ryan: imdb: http://imdb.com/name/nm0004710/
[20:50] Jen: dodododo
[20:50] Ryan: Sayid
[20:50] Ryan: nyah
[20:50] C.K.: darn
[20:50] Ryan: it's ok, remember i got fired earlier today
[20:51] C.K.: The word means literally "master";the closest English equivalent would be sir.
[20:51] Ryan: hmmmm....
[20:51] C.K.: It is traditionally used to refer to those claiming descent from Muhammad, through the sons of his daughter Fatima Zahra and son-in-law Ali ibn Abi Talib.
[20:51] Ryan: interesting
[20:51] Tom: FYI, all - I'll probably post these "live" during commercials while the show is on. God knows they're running enough.
[20:51] C.K.: from wikipedia
[20:51] Ryan: love wikipedia
[20:51] Jen: yeah no crap
[20:51] Ryan: trillian has it built in
[20:51] Ryan: it's fantastic
[20:51] C.K.: tonight's episode of Lost brought to you by Lifesavers
[20:51] Ryan: punny
[20:51] Jen: ahah
[20:52] C.K.: btw
[20:52] Ryan: so team, think we're gonna be able to reign in our "snarkiness"?
[20:52] C.K.: Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love is a horrible movie
[20:52] C.K.: not with me here
[20:52] Jen: do we want to?
[20:52] C.K.: should I leave?
[20:52] Jen: LOL
[20:52] Ryan: ha
[20:52] Ryan: not a chance
[20:52] Jen: lets just be natural
[20:53] Ryan: is a tale of love the one with the girl from Rome?
[20:53] Jen: we were gogin for snark factor 5 yesterday
[20:53] Ryan: it was fantastic
[20:53] Jen: comments are mixed
[20:53] C.K.: http://imdb.com/title/tt0116743/
[20:53] C.K.: so are nuts
[20:53] Ryan: i'm gonna post a comment to the board later and hopefully fire up some more people
[20:53] Jen: I think it was the best use so far though
[20:53] Ryan: it fit the medium perfect
[20:53] Jen: you and me ry, las VEgas next week
[20:53] Ryan: i'm all for it darlin
[20:54] Jen: it would have sounded liek that if we were all in the same room watching it
[20:54] Ryan: exactly
[20:54] C.K.: tom is a mute
[20:54] Ryan: except my words may have been more slurred
[20:54] Ryan: he's probably posting
[20:54] Ryan: especially since this has nothing to do with lost at the moment
[20:54] Jen: well  you had to kill the pain man
[20:54] Ryan: true dat
[20:54] Jen: well he's our posting bitch
[20:54] C.K.: we're giving the readers a feeling of the true zen of Lost
[20:55] C.K.: by drowning them with non sequiturs
[20:55] Ryan: uh oh, t-minus 5 minutes
[20:55] Ryan: i wish we could have set up a chatroom somehow
[20:55] Ryan: let readers get in on this
[20:58] C.K.: I ate too much for dinner
[20:58] Jen: Who is gonna get shot
[20:58] Ryan: can't wait to see Michelle Rodriguez
[20:58] Tom: Hunters - are they the "sick" folks?
[20:59] Jen: actually i'm wondering if hurley will ever tell anyone on hteisland his story
[20:59] Jen: its kinda ofdd
[20:59] Jen: odd
[20:59] Jen: none of these guys actually TALK ot each ther
[20:59] Ryan: i think she's actually a better actress than she's given for credit
[20:59] C.K.: I wonder if this whole episode is going to be a big long tease on the Brothah storyline
[20:59] Jen: they all have these secrets
[20:59] Jen: you'd think hurley would mention he's worth $256 mil or whatever
[20:59] Tom: I have a story for you Ryan, but we'll keep it offline. You might be sadly mistaken.
[20:59] Jen: I mean not like he has he money, it's a conversation starter
[20:59] Ryan: oh yea?
[20:59] Ryan: here we go
[21:00] Ryan: keep it up brotha
[21:00] C.K.: a race brotha
[21:00] Ryan: see you in another life
[21:00] C.K.: another life
[21:00] Jen: brutha
[21:00] C.K.: oooooooooOOoooOoOoh
[21:00] Jen: wer-old
[21:00] Ryan: type in exactly what i tell you.... wait these seem familiar
[21:01] C.K.: That's Jack
[21:01] Ryan: so what do you think happened when he pressed execute?
[21:01] Jen: locke's a cool cookie
[21:01] Ryan: i loved when michael lost it last week
[21:01] Ryan: good acting
[21:01] Jen: i tink it's a "i'm not dead yet" check in
[21:01] Tom: OMG
[21:01] Tom: boop
[21:01] C.K.: he's had the worst luck
[21:01] Tom: damn, boop fakeout
[21:01] Ryan: holy crap
[21:01] C.K.: ouch
[21:01] Jen: noooooooo!
[21:02] Jen: canibals on freaky island!
[21:02] Ryan: i think the others are the descendants of the black rock
[21:02] C.K.: just dragging them through the forrest
[21:02] Jen: just kidding
[21:02] C.K.: to very seven dwarves music
[21:02] Jen: thats coudl be somethin'
[21:02] C.K.: hey
[21:02] C.K.: I know that actor
[21:02] Ryan: maybe these aren't the others
[21:02] Tom: http://www.paidcontent.org/pc/arch/2005_10_05.shtml#051691 OMGOMGOMG
[21:02] Ryan: or the other others aren't the others
[21:03] C.K.: OMGOMGOMG
[21:03] Ryan: Katey Sagal is supposed to be in this episode
[21:03] Jen: NFW Man!
[21:03] C.K.: Locke with hair is funny
[21:04] Jen: is that judith light?
[21:04] Ryan: they do a good job with his scar
[21:04] Ryan: i think it is judith light
[21:04] C.K.: you guys ever watch Millennium?
[21:04] C.K.: Locke was great on that show
[21:04] Ryan: do you think we'll see how locke gets paralyzed?
[21:04] C.K.: yep
[21:04] Jen: what kind of session is this?
[21:04] Ryan: abusive parents?
[21:04] Jen: leela!!!
[21:05] Ryan: btw, there's gonna be a futurama movie
[21:05] C.K.: NICE
[21:05] Ryan: direct to dvd
[21:05] Jen: i heard!
[21:05] Ryan: but still
[21:05] Ryan: HELEN!?!?!
[21:05] C.K.: helen is kind of forward
[21:05] Ryan: that's his phone-a-friend
[21:05] Ryan: from last season
[21:05] Jen: thats okay
[21:06] C.K.: there are lots of people named Helen
[21:06] Ryan: hello Evangeline Lilly boob shot
[21:06] C.K.: Hunt for example
[21:06] Jen: or he asked  his phone a friend to call herslef helen
[21:06] Ryan: ooooh... good theory
[21:06] Jen: i would not mess with kate with a gun
[21:06] Ryan: so we've seen this scene from every characters angle now
[21:06] C.K.: whoa
[21:06] Ryan: uh oh
[21:06] themediadrop: holy crap they blew up the apple
[21:06] Jen: uh ohhhh
[21:06] Jen: not an apple
[21:07] C.K.: the computer is broke
[21:07] Ryan: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
[21:07] Tom: "we're all gonna die"
[21:07] C.K.: welcome to reality #1 of life
[21:07] C.K.: BOOP
[21:07] Tom: okay wait a second - remember that blur-thing people were complaining about with the "s" in "Lost" for the title?
[21:07] Jen: i'm sorry Sayid is mucho hot
[21:07] Tom: What about the "S" being something in the "dharma" logo?
[21:08] Ryan: i know i say a lot of girls are hot, but Shakira is my number one dream girl
[21:08] Jen: I htink it's a sea monster
[21:08] Ryan: i think it's a swan
[21:08] Jen: or a serpent
[21:08] Ryan: apparently Damon Lindelhoff was signing "everything's gonna change when the swan arrives" or something similar on the message boards a couple of weeks ago
[21:09] Jen: I love Hey Mambo, that applebee's commericial is a insult
[21:09] Jen: hrmmm
[21:09] Jen: swan is a asian animal they like to use alot
[21:09] Ryan: yea
[21:09] C.K.: BOOP
[21:09] Jen: jin and Sun's dad
[21:10] C.K.: timer
[21:10] C.K.: 98 to 97
[21:10] Ryan: or what?
[21:10] Ryan: will we actually find out something?
[21:10] Ryan: ha ha, crappy mac with a bullet hole
[21:10] Tom: damn, this whole thing controls the place - or does he just think so?
[21:10] Jen: dunno
[21:10] C.K.: Jack is "him"
[21:11] Jen: tey lied to him said the island was poisoned
[21:11] C.K.: i think
[21:11] Tom: you think? i still think it's hurley
[21:11] Ryan: this may be a major turning point, everything could start falling apart
[21:11] Tom: "helen" is her name. hm
[21:11] Ryan: last week he said "What did one snowman say to the other snowman" to Locke
[21:11] Jen: I'll call you
[21:11] Jen: he never does does he?
[21:11] Tom: is this locke's time for being paralyzed?
[21:11] C.K.: is that his dad's
[21:11] C.K.: ah
[21:11] Jen: he calls a another girl helen
[21:11] Ryan: well hello
[21:11] Tom: do you smell carrots?
[21:12] Tom: i thought i remembered a helen somewhere
[21:12] C.K.: his dad is going to take out his legs
[21:12] Tom: maybe he just leaves in a huff and has a bad accident
[21:12] C.K.: there is no why?
[21:13] C.K.: ouch
[21:13] Ryan: You're not wanted
[21:13] C.K.: "you're not wanted" is harsh\
[21:13] Tom: maybe he tries to kill himself?
[21:13] Ryan: i don't think i'd drink coffee crying
[21:13] Ryan: that could burn
[21:13] C.K.: daddy made him cry
[21:13] Tom: there's the logo again
[21:14] Ryan: where's the door gonna go?
[21:14] Tom: wow, the way out
[21:14] Ryan: airlocked
[21:14] Tom: i wonder if this guy has been out of here - at all -
[21:14] Jen: they have to get suppies in somwhow
[21:14] C.K.: we're taking a time out
[21:14] C.K.: ha
[21:14] Ryan: we're taking a time out
[21:14] C.K.: solar race
[21:14] Ryan: solo race
[21:14] Ryan: accent
[21:14] C.K.: oooh
[21:15] Ryan: saving the world?
[21:15] Ryan: how big is this?
[21:15] Tom: could it be that these people have only been "here?"
[21:15] Ryan: how do you mean?
[21:15] Tom: do we know a calvin?
[21:15] Tom: like, they're clones or something strange like that
[21:15] Ryan: ala the island?
[21:15] Tom: or they've only been born on the island
[21:15] Tom: yeah
[21:15] Jen: i dont think so
[21:15] Tom: though he does "know" jack
[21:15] Jen: jack is an ass sometimess
[21:15] C.K.: oooooh a film
[21:16] Ryan: could be interesting
[21:16] Ryan: jack's been an ass while on the island
[21:16] Tom: there's the damn logo again
[21:16] C.K.: workout book
[21:16] Ryan: the only time we've seen him caring and decent is in the flashbacks
[21:16] Tom: ahhh, 'orientation'
[21:16] C.K.: orientation
[21:16] Ryan: DAMN
[21:16] C.K.: BOOP
[21:16] Ryan: holy crap it's already 9:15?
[21:17] Ryan: i can't get enough of that girl getting sprayed in the face
[21:18] Tom: the e-trade logo is available only on the nissan altima
[21:18] Jen: hehe I know
[21:18] Tom: where's my damn pizza
[21:19] Ryan: oh, boop fakeout
[21:19] Tom: that's two =)
[21:19] C.K.: notice that I don't get faked out
[21:19] Tom: but i just saved a bunch of money on car insurance, so it's okay
[21:19] Tom: you're my idol.
[21:19] C.K.: BOOP
[21:19] Tom: ot
[21:19] Ryan: did they find vincent last week?
[21:19] Tom: its good to see the dog came back
[21:19] Tom: yeah, didn't think they had done so
[21:19] Jen: i like hurley
[21:20] Jen: it might just be my being a big fat person myself
[21:20] C.K.: the hurley episode was my fav
[21:20] Ryan: ah crap
[21:20] C.K.: lol
[21:20] Tom: you just like that he sells drugs to larry david on curb your enthusiasm
[21:20] Ryan: where's the front door
[21:20] Jen: he's the most decent one there
[21:20] Ryan: you know it
[21:20] C.K.: no
[21:20] C.K.: I like that he's spry
[21:20] Ryan: Ana's gotta join soon
[21:20] Tom: i guess we shouldn't be surprised that no one has ever found this area
[21:21] Tom: the island has to be huge
[21:21] Ryan: Sawyer's a tough dude
[21:21] Tom: she's probably captured, too
[21:21] C.K.: gahb
[21:21] Tom: Oh, snap
[21:21] Ryan: yowza
[21:21] C.K.: it's the guy from Oz
[21:21] Tom: there she is
[21:21] Ryan: and thar she is
[21:22] Tom: she sure does like drinking, that we know
[21:22] Ryan: a pretty girl
[21:22] Ryan: ha
[21:22] Jen: you know this island is suposoed to be in the south pac, they could be new guineas
[21:22] Tom: orientation time!
[21:22] Tom: i hope it's a film from driver's ed
[21:22] Ryan: lol
[21:22] Tom: "blood on the palm trees"
[21:22] C.K.: duck and cover!
[21:23] Ryan: jack's like clark on smallville
[21:23] Jen: locke is a cool cool cool dude
[21:23] Tom: now we learn something about jack, maybe
[21:23] C.K.: dharma initiative
[21:23] Ryan: he's so curious about everyone else, but never wants to talk about himself
[21:23] Jen: nothing gets by him
[21:23] Jen: a chanter?
[21:23] Ryan: it's a snake
[21:23] Tom: oooh sea monster or swan?
[21:23] C.K.: snake
[21:23] Ryan: the swan
[21:23] Jen: sea monster
[21:23] C.K.: the swan
[21:23] Tom: it's marvin
[21:23] Tom: "the final initiative"
[21:23] Ryan: you and your partner
[21:23] Tom: it's a station
[21:23] Tom: here we go!
[21:24] Ryan: whoa....
[21:24] Jen: BF SKinner
[21:24] Tom: nice collar!
[21:24] Tom: polar bears!
[21:24] Jen: AHHHH
[21:24] C.K.: bears
[21:24] Tom: munitions magnate?
[21:24] Tom: station 3 - umm, where are the other two
[21:24] Ryan: if anyone reads comic books this is very similar to what's going on in Cable & Deadpool
[21:24] Ryan: who says there's only 3
[21:25] Tom: exactly
[21:25] Tom: but i'm starting easy
[21:25] C.K.: incident
[21:25] Jen: every 108 min
[21:25] Jen: damn when can you get real sleep??
[21:25] Ryan: that's why they have a partner
[21:25] Tom: do you think this is just programming, or for real? could be part of the experiment
[21:25] Ryan: that's why desmond is going nuts
[21:25] Tom: what's with the music?
[21:26] Tom: maybe the security system goes off whenever he sleeps through it
[21:26] C.K.: snake charmer music
[21:26] Ryan: Whoa........
[21:26] Tom: hanso foundation
[21:26] C.K.: and the swan looks like a snake
[21:26] Jen: a chanter yeah
[21:26] Tom: 1980
[21:26] Ryan: lol
[21:26] C.K.: BOOP
[21:26] Jen: yeah no crap watch that again
[21:26] Ryan: i'd have that on loop
[21:27] C.K.: I'd hold it over a lightbulb and frame by frame it
[21:27] C.K.: the player seemed to skip
[21:27] Ryan: i've got a cool thing to talk about on the podcast ck
[21:27] Jen: hey Tom you are correcting my typos right?
[21:27] Ryan: arfe arfe
[21:27] Jen: crap, lol
[21:27] Tom: not yet =) will do so in the final, getting ones i catch
[21:27] C.K.: why are you so typo obsessed?
[21:28] Jen: so desmond is a sjipwreck survivor too
[21:28] Ryan: so how did he shipwreck
[21:28] Ryan: plane, boat, running on the water and tripped?
[21:28] Jen: everyone is a survivor?
[21:28] C.K.: racing around the world
[21:28] C.K.: in a SOLAR RACE
[21:28] Ryan: lol
[21:28] Jen: america's cup?
[21:28] Tom: what's with the solar race?
[21:29] Ryan: watch it'll end up being a solar race and i'll feel like an ass
[21:29] Tom: i knew they had taken the real dennis conner and replaced him with someone else
[21:29] C.K.: he said solo race and i thought he said solar b/c of his accent, BROTHAH
[21:29] Ryan: wow, good reference Tom
[21:29] C.K.: BOOP
[21:29] Ryan: someone boop me
[21:30] Ryan: what did she get him?
[21:30] Tom: could be. must have missed that while correcting jen's typos or something
[21:30] Ryan: bur chicka bur wur
[21:30] Tom: DAMN
[21:30] Jen: bow chicka bow wow
[21:30] C.K.: he goes to his dad's house everytime he scores
[21:30] Ryan: she's getting a little too close for his comfort
[21:30] C.K.: FREAKY
[21:30] Tom: there's only one condition - that you let al sleep on the couch
[21:31] Ryan: ok, that's creepy
[21:31] C.K.: codependency is fun
[21:31] C.K.: let's help each other
[21:31] Jen: she has a point
[21:31] Ryan: "you're not gonna go to that place anymore" double meaning?
[21:31] Tom: i'll paralyze you with my powers of lovemaking
[21:31] C.K.: lol
[21:32] Ryan: nothing to do with the island, i just like that they threw that in there
[21:32] C.K.: yeah
[21:32] Ryan: i hope he doesn't frick up the film
[21:32] Tom: that's what i'm thinking
[21:32] Tom: i'd check out the records
[21:32] Tom: there's gotta be some bee gees in there
[21:32] Ryan: those certainly weren't the clothes she was in on the plane
[21:32] Tom: wow, love that dialogue
[21:32] Tom: that's for sure
[21:32] Tom: "who are you"
[21:32] Tom: "what"
[21:33] Ryan: anyone else survive?
[21:33] Tom: who asks questions like that
[21:33] C.K.: surivors
[21:33] C.K.: survivors even
[21:33] Tom: she's just shady
[21:33] Ryan: at least Michael's son is still his top priority
[21:34] Tom: of course
[21:34] Jen: well she never expected any of this
[21:34] C.K.: SHafr
[21:34] C.K.: Shat
[21:34] C.K.: Shaft
[21:34] Tom: try again
[21:34] C.K.: LOL
[21:34] Tom: yeah, there ya go
[21:34] C.K.: damnit
[21:34] Tom: hope he unplugged before doing that
[21:34] Ryan: i don't get out much
[21:34] C.K.: nah
[21:34] C.K.: unplugging is over-rated
[21:35] Ryan: where was calvin's partner?
[21:35] Tom: depends on what you're doing
[21:35] Tom: i'm a fan of static
[21:35] Tom: that's what i'm sayin
[21:35] Ryan: jack's losing it
[21:35] Tom: you go jack
[21:35] Ryan: would you seriously risk that Tom?
[21:35] Ryan: destroying the world by not pressing a button every hour and a half?
[21:36] Tom: like, what else could go wrong - you already crashed in an effing plane
[21:36] Tom: OH NO
[21:36] Ryan: well that could go wrong
[21:36] Ryan: you had to say something
[21:36] Tom: thank goodness for backup generators
[21:36] Jen: well that could go wrong
[21:36] Tom: see - he didn't unplug
[21:36] Jen: LOL jinx!
[21:36] Ryan: well frick me sideways
[21:36] Ryan: you guys better run
[21:36] Tom: I think I'm going to TiVo this week and just fast forward to next Wednesday.
[21:36] Ryan: lol
[21:37] Ryan: i wish
[21:37] Tom: nice washer and dryer
[21:37] Jen: it's new
[21:37] Ryan: i think i'd have a disaster bag ready to go, just in case
[21:37] C.K.: who was in that pic?
[21:37] Tom: yeah
[21:37] Ryan: yea, noticed that last week
[21:37] Tom: brotha
[21:37] Tom: as far as i can run, brother, ON A DAMN ISLAND
[21:37] C.K.: lol
[21:37] C.K.: he can run on water I hear
[21:37] Ryan: that place would be freaky on your own
[21:38] Tom: seriously.
[21:38] Jen: if he can run that many steps he might be able to
[21:38] C.K.: queue the violins
[21:38] Tom: you go, Locke!
[21:38] Ryan: desmond just did, but he had full power
[21:38] Jen: legs dont' fail me now!
[21:38] Ryan: only a mac could short so bad it takes down an entire disaster shelter
[21:38] C.K.: BOOP
[21:38] C.K.: that was a PC
[21:38] Ryan: apple ][ i thought
[21:38] C.K.: and you, sir, are a fool
[21:38] Ryan: lol
[21:38] Ryan: i try
[21:39] Jen: shaddup you ryan
[21:39] Ryan: just for the record jen, ck, i have a mac mini and love, i just love messing with you guys more
[21:39] C.K.: oh, i get it
[21:39] C.K.: It's a size thing
[21:39] Ryan: ahahhahahaha
[21:40] Ryan: if only we could end the chatcast there
[21:40] Ryan: though i'm sure some of the readers are wishing we did
[21:40] C.K.: people are still reading this?
[21:40] Jen: screw them, no one asked them to read this
[21:40] Jen: oh wait, yeah we did
[21:40] Ryan: invasion suuuuuuucks
[21:40] C.K.: lol
[21:41] Tom: yeah, well i get to review it =)
[21:41] C.K.: freddie will suck too
[21:41] Tom: pizza yeah!
[21:41] C.K.: BOOP
[21:41] C.K.: whoops
[21:41] C.K.: damn
[21:41] Jen: lol
[21:41] Ryan: freddie = kitchen confidential + freddie prinz + more cameras - charm
[21:41] C.K.: broke my record
[21:41] Tom: i love hockey!
[21:41] Jen: CK is premature booper
[21:41] Tom: you got faked out
[21:41] Tom: talking all that booptrash
[21:41] Ryan: so....many.... jokes.....
[21:42] C.K.: why is the islnad frozen now
[21:42] C.K.: BOOP
[21:42] C.K.: for real
[21:42] C.K.: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
[21:43] C.K.: ack\
[21:43] Ryan: awwwww, he's a liar
[21:43] Tom: well he won't be tapping that again
[21:43] C.K.: nasty scar
[21:43] Jen: AW DAMN!
[21:43] Jen: this is how he gets paralized
[21:43] Jen: she hits him with her car
[21:43] Jen: i bet i beet
[21:43] Ryan: or maybe climbing over
[21:43] Jen: or he does
[21:43] Ryan: falls on his head
[21:44] Tom: note to everyone out there - Papa John's Garlic dipping sauce does not work with HP laptop keyboards.
[21:44] C.K.: he's my daddy
[21:44] Ryan: choose your obsession or your love
[21:44] Tom: damn, he's got isssssshues
[21:44] Ryan: Tom.... that sucks.....
[21:44] C.K.: HP keyboards work?
[21:44] Jen: locke is all about obsession
[21:44] Tom: yeah, seriously.
[21:44] Tom: Har Har, Macboy
[21:44] Ryan: i wonder if he's still working at the toy store at this point
[21:44] Jen: man of faith...
[21:44] Ryan: so that's why he's so "faithful"?
[21:45] Ryan: seems like a cop-out
[21:45] Tom: good choice
[21:45] Ryan: i'd need more
[21:45] Tom: "dude"
[21:45] Ryan: dude...
[21:45] C.K.: lol
[21:45] Ryan: he  went out the side-door
[21:45] Ryan: Jorge Garcia is awesome
[21:45] Ryan: lol
[21:46] Ryan: he found the food
[21:46] Jen: dude, flopsweat
[21:46] C.K.: lol
[21:46] C.K.: whoa
[21:46] Ryan: hey there's Charlie's peanut butter
[21:46] Tom: like the technology overload here would probably hit these people like feeding those kids on commercials for helping children in foreign countries
[21:46] Tom: by giving them a steak
[21:46] Tom: marshmallow fluff
[21:46] C.K.: i'm lucky
[21:46] C.K.: lol
[21:46] Tom: and a box of Kit Kats
[21:46] Ryan: at least she's skeptical?
[21:47] Ryan: sorry for the question mark
[21:47] C.K.: holy shit
[21:47] Tom: DAMN
[21:47] Ryan: oh shit, she
[21:47] Tom: I knew she was a scammer
[21:47] C.K.: she's with them
[21:47] Tom: double crossing beeoootch
[21:47] Ryan: are they all survivors?
[21:47] Ryan: i bet they are
[21:47] Ryan: They're not the OTHERS!!!!!!
[21:47] C.K.: BOOP
[21:47] Jen: she knew the flight number before they said it didn't she?
[21:47] Ryan: then who took Walt?
[21:47] C.K.: the french lady is crazy
[21:47] C.K.: there are no others
[21:48] Ryan: well, we have seen her on the plane
[21:48] C.K.: pirates took walt
[21:48] Jen: yeah
[21:48] Ryan: you don't think they're the others?
[21:48] Jen: doesn't mean she didn't hook up with whoever she found
[21:48] C.K.: nope
[21:48] C.K.: I think they're all robots
[21:48] Ryan: you really don't think there's other?
[21:49] Ryan: oh yea... the robot thing
[21:49] C.K.: in a snow globe in an old rich man's hand
[21:49] C.K.: being dreamed by an electric sheep
[21:49] Ryan: this isn't Citizen Kane
[21:49] Ryan: who's jacked into the matrix
[21:49] Tom: not i
[21:49] C.K.: blade runner
[21:49] Jen: My husband says they are all on Amway Island
[21:49] C.K.: not matrix
[21:49] Tom: hahaha
[21:49] Ryan: i know blade runner
[21:50] C.K.: what if they are all really on the mainland
[21:50] Ryan: i was continuing your movie within movie reference
[21:50] C.K.: and it's we, the viewers, who are on an island
[21:50] C.K.: or islands
[21:50] Ryan: like on every sitcom when they get marooned on an island
[21:50] C.K.: of our own construction?
[21:50] Tom: just to make this look dumber, i think that HALO should have come out at the same time as Doom.
[21:50] Ryan: great, now i have to drink to understand ck
[21:50] C.K.: lol
[21:50] C.K.: so do I
[21:51] Ryan: i run into that all the time
[21:51] Jen: peter jackson is prodcuiing Halo
[21:51] Tom: yeah, i know
[21:51] Tom: that's why i was thinking that.
[21:51] Ryan: i hate that they do these little 4 minute last stretches
[21:51] Tom: yeah, it's so bogus.
[21:51] Ryan: they're so jampacked with goodness
[21:51] Tom: this show feels like it has more ads
[21:51] C.K.: it does
[21:51] Tom: the first week was an effing disaster
[21:51] Ryan: i'm running on nothing but adrenaline and goosebumps at that point
[21:51] C.K.: shorter running segBOOPS
[21:51] Jen: OK so hurley is gilligan
[21:51] C.K.: ments
[21:51] Tom: BK said "boop" every six lines
[21:51] Jen: and Sati d sayid is the professor
[21:52] Jen: is Sun or Kate maryann?
[21:52] C.K.: watch your step, BROTHA
[21:52] Tom: Shoot Him!
[21:52] Ryan: so Hurley's buddy was stationed here
[21:52] Tom: I hope that actual time and our time is totally off, and the damn clock runs out when this show ends tonight
[21:52] C.K.: ooooooh yeah
[21:52] Ryan: that's why he kept repeating that
[21:52] Jen: man of science
[21:52] C.K.: noooooo
[21:52] Ryan: that would suck
[21:53] Ryan: if it happens tom, i'm gonna be pissed at you
[21:53] C.K.: recognition
[21:53] Tom: it's totally happening
[21:53] C.K.: angeleeeeze
[21:53] Tom: shoot the damn guy
[21:53] Jen: finally!
[21:53] Tom: the gull
[21:53] Tom: jack is such a wuss bunny sometimes
[21:53] C.K.: marriage
[21:53] Ryan: sometimes?
[21:53] C.K.: drives men to tears
[21:53] Tom: haha
[21:53] Ryan: she died
[21:54] Tom: michelle rodriguez ate her soul
[21:54] Ryan: uh oh
[21:54] Ryan: last time he said that....
[21:54] Tom: i thought he had skid marks for a second
[21:54] C.K.: see you in another life
[21:54] C.K.: lol
[21:54] Jen: I hope you never see me again brutha
[21:54] Ryan: we've gotta fit another big shock in by the end
[21:54] Tom: ooh yeah we're totally getting a closing with this thing
[21:54] C.K.: 5 minutes
[21:54] Tom: because those motherboards are handy
[21:55] C.K.: where are all the daddyboards
[21:55] Tom: just reach up and reset it - it's one of those cheeze things like the flip numberboard at the deli counter
[21:55] Jen: did they have extra motherboards???
[21:55] Ryan: kate the hero
[21:55] C.K.: poor bastard 'puters
[21:55] Ryan: uh, what's that?
[21:55] Jen: whast thet?
[21:55] Jen: the amount of time left inthe ep
[21:55] Ryan: son of a bitch, it sure is
[21:55] Jen: luckily lok know the numbers
[21:55] Tom: love that prompt
[21:55] Ryan: 4
[21:55] Ryan: 8
[21:55] Ryan: 15
[21:55] Ryan: 16
[21:56] Ryan: 23
[21:56] Tom: he calls him hugo and hurley never addresses it
[21:56] Ryan: 32
[21:56] Ryan: execute
[21:56] Jen: hugo knew and lied
[21:56] Ryan: i doubt he knew the world was gonna end
[21:56] C.K.: that cursor slides
[21:56] Tom: yeah
[21:56] C.K.: not like a normal text entry
[21:56] C.K.: i wonder if that is intentional
[21:57] Tom: maybe they have a 23 button
[21:57] C.K.: why does Jack have to do it
[21:57] Tom: or a 32 button
[21:57] Tom: this is a two person job?
[21:57] Ryan: so who's gonna stay here after tonight and man this station?
[21:57] Ryan: locke and .....?
[21:57] Tom: that beeping is annoying
[21:57] Ryan: he already killed his "little buddy"
[21:57] C.K.: why doesn't any one else do it?
[21:57] Tom: walt said no button is bad
[21:57] C.K.: so dumb
[21:57] Tom: didn't he?
[21:58] Ryan: yup
[21:58] Ryan: close your eyes and jump jack
[21:58] Jen: it's just a button you pussy
[21:58] Tom: pushthebuttoninthebasement!
[21:58] Tom: she pushes the button in the basement
[21:58] Jen: no one is asking you for a kidney
[21:58] Tom: YOU WUSS
[21:58] C.K.: it'd be funny if he put a condom on his finger and then hit it
[21:58] C.K.: EXECUTE
[21:58] Ryan: and jack's in the experiment
[21:58] Tom: damn, what a little bitch.
[21:58] Ryan: whether he wants to or not
[21:59] C.K.: why can it only be jack and him?
[21:59] Tom: see, if they had let it run out, we would all have died out here, in C.K's world
[21:59] Ryan: son of a bitch
[21:59] Ryan: i live in ck's world
[21:59] Tom: HOLY CRAP
[21:59] C.K.: whoa
[21:59] Tom: JIN SPEAKS ENGLISH
[21:59] C.K.: HE SPOKE ENGLISH
[21:59] Tom: err..."Jin" should we say?
[21:59] Jen: sawyer is hot for her
[21:59] C.K.: BOOP
[22:00] Tom: anyone for closing statements?
[22:00] Ryan: whoa
[22:00] C.K.: so .....
[22:00] Jen: you know jin speaking english is on the supa secret sneak page on the show page
[22:00] Ryan: every answer has 15 new questions tied to it
[22:00] C.K.: I'm flabbergasted
[22:00] Jen: a page of scritp has him speaking english
[22:00] Tom: right
[22:00] Ryan: i love how just the preview for next week blows us away as an entire episode
[22:00] Jen: you see that too?
[22:01] Tom: si
[22:01] Jen: wonder if th e walt zombie is true
[22:01] Jen: or it's a just a halloween prank by the wriers
[22:01] Jen: writers
[22:01] Tom: so next week we fight over candybars
[22:01] Tom: olives
[22:01] Tom: and the right to do our laundry
[22:02] C.K.: and Jack sees his gal naked
[22:02] C.K.: I mean
[22:02] Tom: yeah, he clearly hits that, being that "nothing is sacred" or whatever
[22:02] C.K.: nekkid
[22:02] Tom: yeah, you did it!
[22:02] C.K.: w00t
[22:02] Ryan: bur chicka bur wur
[22:02] Jen: no no
[22:02] Tom: Everyone, meet Ryan, purveyor of quality pr0n music
[22:02] Jen: bow chica bow wow
[22:02] Tom: yeah, that's much better.
[22:03] Tom: Ryan's EQ is a little off
[22:03] Ryan: no class
[22:03] C.K.: no
[22:03] Ryan: alright CK, you ready?
[22:03] C.K.: wonka chitta wonka chitta buh-dow wow
[22:03] Jen: so think I'll get fired for posting that link to the WIN?
[22:03] Jen: LOL
[22:03] Ryan: anyone else think that was a little overcomplicated for porn music?
[22:03] Ryan: i think i heard a whole strings section
[22:04] C.K.: let me get my headset and switch over to my cable connection rather than use the EVDO
[22:04] Ryan: coolio
[22:04] Tom: okay everyone, tune in a little later for C.K. Sample and Ryan j Budke on our Lost podcast
[22:04] Jen: i'm watching ghost hunters now
[22:04] Tom: and Jen, let's talk about that offline =) I gotta go watch Invasiadisaster
[22:04] Tom: "mommy, you smell different"
[22:05] C.K.: later
[22:05] Ryan: peace out puppies
[22:05] Tom: thanks, all!
[22:05] *** C.K. has left the chat.
[22:05] Jen: gag
[22:05] Ryan: see you in another life