TVSquad

Let's try something new and fun. I've taken some screencaps from last night's premiere of The Apprentice (the Trump brand). Let's see what we can do if we comment on each, frame-by-frame. It might make things a little more...interesting.

Hey, maybe we'll make a regular thing of this. Who knows.

First off, let's take a look at some of the new apprentices...


OK this one looks...familiar...

Wait... Naaah!


"I'm gay and oh, did I mention I'm gay? I'm gay and the girls will love me and the guys will fear me..." Wait, what's that say next to 'Realtor'?


In case you can't read the small print near Markus's name, it says "Unemployed".


"You may have heard that Ask Jeeves is getting rid of its mascot, Jeeves. It just so happens that I lured Jeeves here today."

"Jeeves is standing by my helicopter about a mile from here. Your first task is to take him out before he gets away. Go!"

Daymn! That woman can run. But the men quickly take the front...

...and reach Jeeves just in the nick of time. He knew the Jig was up when he heard, "there's the old bastard!" being yelled over the hill. George quickly took cover as well, just in case.

The rest of the guys finish him off.


Ladies and gentlemen, the inspiration for GTA: San Andreas. Hot Coffee, anyone?


"I'm hispanic! I know how hispanics spend money because, helloooo, I'm hispanic!"
(Yawn... Hey wait, what's that thing pinned to her suit...?)

Ah... Of course.

Meanwhile, back in the gym...

"So, I hear George is getting a little sumthin-sumthin in the other room. What do you say we..."


"Ohhh...oooh yeah. Hold it there mama....Ohhh..."


"Our team? Oh we're doing swell. They picked me as the project manager because after we killed Jeeves I was telling them that we should take the helicopter, but then they thought it might be best to take the limos, which as a matter of fact brings on another interesting part of the story, you see.."

"ZZZzzzzz...."


Later...

"So I was telling the guys that even when this thing is over, you and me, we'll be best buds and do stuff together. You know, we're the same and then I was telling them that and how.....what?"


Even later...

"OK ok ok. Shaddap already! Everyone's waiting for me to do this. You just don't fi... I mean, You're fired!"

*Tee hee...his hair moves when he says that...*

"What the hell are you smiling at?"



The taxi's sign is pure irony.