TVSquad

Did anybody catch The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night? Yeah, I don't normally watch him either (Letterman fan), but when The Donald is on you gotta watch. I was convinced that The Donald's hair and Leno's chin were gonna get in a fight, but they didn't. But what did happen was that Adam Sandler did a walk-on to autograph this motorcycle that Leno's auctioning off to raise money for Hurricane Katrina. Sandler walks out (the tourists cheer and applauded) and he signs it (same as all the other celebs), but then he says that he's willing to auction off a make-out session for charity too. The bidding starts and gets up to $250 with this 40-ish woman winning. She comes up and they "make-out" on the couch with Sandler pseudo-dry humping her to the audience's delight. I normally pass this stuff off as "pre-arranged spontaneity" but it looked truly spontaneous because the Tonight Show cameras had trouble keeping up with the action.

Sandler's little make-out session got me thinking? What comedian would I make-out with? My friend, Sarah, once kissed Jimmy Fallon in a bar in Williamsburg, Virginia, but that was for free. He wasn't auctioned off. I spent a whole 30 minutes thinking about who I would make-out with and I couldn't come up with anything. Which is weird cause I (like most women) love funny men. I love Chris Rock, but nope...no smoochey. I adore Artie Lange on the Howard Stern Show, but...no way. I've always thought most of the Muppets were funny, but they're made of felt and it looks like their tongues are glued to the bottoms of their mouths. I hate to say it, but I think Jerry Seinfeld is the winner. Ugh, that feels so wrong too. What is it about comedians that make you not want to make-out with them?