TVSquad

I like to party with my babes
cruisin's great
playin' three car money on these crazy streets.
Great hustler, I pull a scam man and I'm in it
so low to the floor picked the pocket on a midget
slick sheister, the pest meishter
livin' life in Miami's vice
meah see, nobody's messin' with the frog see
what's am I say'n now

naa, naa, naa, naa, naa,
naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa, naa


nice lady, I'm hurting, I'm hurting
I'm sexy but I'm hurting
all right already
I'm re-dic-o-lic-o-lous
like a booger I stick to this
take a whiff of this
one stinky dinky, haa, haa, haa
two stinky dinky, haa, haa, haa
three stinky dinky, haa, haa, haa

Chorus:
voodoo mambo, chillin' congo
old school beat meets Latin freak
and ya don't stop
that's the mean mambo
voodoo mambo, chillin' congo
when your old school beat meets Latin freak
and ya don't quit, and ya don't stop.
that's the mean mambo


Mirror mirror on the wall
who is the slickest of them all
it's the schemiest, keenest scam artist
God it's so hard to be modest.
Jack might be nimble, but I'm a sex symbol
so slick I stole the wick from his candlestick.
I'm in the mood to scam, simply because I can


I'm a Latin Houdini
disappear in a flash with your cash and I'm back like a genie
ah, ah, ah Lucy I'm home
don't do that to me Lucy
freak to the east
freak to the west
freak big booties with the big chest
yes, yes y'all it's like that
why certainly, naa, naa, naa.
Get stupid get retarded
cause pest will get the party started
which way did he go George, which way did he go?
Abbbbrrrrbbb...
funkalocious, groovealocious, hatrocious
squawk, what a maroon, squawk, what a weirdo
what a freak, squawk
what a suckerbutt, ah ha ha ha ha


I'm a man of a million disguises
I'm as crazy as I make 'em,
I shake 'em I break 'em
so scientific hate to be specific
e=mc squared, are you still there
multiply, divide it slide up inside it
blend it, mix it damn I'm terrific
Adios.

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What the hell is he thinking? ER's a sinking ship, with very poor quality writing these days.

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For God's sake, if you're going to post irrelevent comments, at least get the lyrics correct. The third line of the song isn't "playin' three car money on these crazy streets" - it's "playin' three CARD MONTE on these crazy streets"! I don't care WHAT website you bow down to for your lyrics information - John is singing about the card scam, THREE CARD MONTE.... three car money makes about as much sense as a three dollar bill..... with Hillary Clinton's face on it. *sigh*

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