Looks like Martha will be wearing the accursed ankle bracelet a bit longer. Three weeks were just added to her five month home confinement sentence. No reasons yet as to why. (Maybe it's the continued flaunting of her breaking the rules? Hrmmm?)She's due to be free at last on August 31st, instead of the 10th. No word how it effect her Apprentice spinoff on September 12th or her yearly virgin sacrifice and ice cream social.














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8-06-2005 @ 10:48PM
Gerald Keep said...
Is it Charles Simonyi or Edd Townsend whose staying at Martha's farm this week? It wasn't enough for one of Martha's boyfriends to leak faulty information to the Globe magazine, the NY Post has exposed her breaking the rules. The Post published an exclusive picture of Stewart driving around the grounds of her luxurious home in a new off-road vehicle. She had attended a yoga class in Bedford Hills with her daughter, and then shopped for books next door. Did Stewart allow this to happen in order to gain more media exposure and publicity?
A few weeks ago super supermarket tab The Globe reported that Martha Stewart was all set to marry Microsoft apps granddaddy Charles Simonyi. The "paper" said the lovebirds have been "quietly dating" for about eight years. Yeah, right. What about Evi Quaid's visits to "Villa Simonyi"? Quietly dating? Where was Simonyi during Martha's trial?
"He's one of the world's richest men, but that's not what attracted Martha to him. (Yeah, sure... it must have been the '007 Love Parlour' upstairs). They're like-minded people who are both at the top of their game. They're also soul mates who can talk for hours," The Globe reports. Awwww… isn't that sweet?
We're kinda surprised Martha would go for a Microsoftie. Given her DIY roots, we'd peg her to fall for some open source geek.
A top reliable source reportedly told NBC's Jeff Zucker that Simonyi leaked that bunch of false information to the Globe tabloid magazine with hopes that jazz guitarist and Martha admirer Edd Townsend would back off and stay away from Martha's Bedford, NY estate during the times when Simonyi needed to fly back to his home in Seattle.
Now Martha's PR crew at the Magrino agency says "a can of worms has really opened now". The truth is Simonyi doesn't really want to marry Martha but doesn't want Townsend around her either.
It was reported that Simonyi hired a "spy" to keep tabs on Townsend after one of Martha's farm hands mentioned that Martha hid the guitar player under her bed to keep from probation officers finding him. All of this is most interesting to say the least.
"We're still trying to contact Memrie Lewis in order to find out why Charles Simonyi would do such a thing," a horse trainer told Zucker. "Edd seemed like a nice guy when I took two bales of hay up to Martha's bedroom last week," the farm hand added. "He might be a bit kinky but I believe that's why Martha likes him."
Maybe it is the publicity Martha wants... or, it could be she enjoys the fun she is having by pitting one boyfriend against the other. Time will tell. Let's keep our eyes on her anyway.
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