Massively has the latest Warhammer Online news, guides and analysis!
AOL Television

Dumpster Diving Digital Cable - what are the dirty rules?

The other night I got home late. Like, really late. Like, I-don't-even-know-what-time-it-was-late. (I swear I wasn't out drinking. Okay, I totally was). Anyway. I turned on the TV, and damned if I'm not immediately faced with a close up of Phoebe Cates, on the diving board, fulfilling Judge Reinhold's every masturbatory fantasy. Moments later, there's an extended full-frontal shot of a young Jennifer Jason Leigh, splayed out on a couch after unsatisfactory teenage sex. Yes, Fast Times at Ridgemont High was being shown uncut, uncensored on late-night cable. Was this HBO? Cinemax? Showtime? Uh-uh - I'm too cheap for those channels. It was on Turner CLassic Movies.



 Now, this struck me as odd for a couple of reasons. I guess I've never thought about TCM's policy on nudity (or profanity, or whatever else they aren't cutting out of Fast Times), because they probably don't have to think much about it themselves; it's only when they start deeming early 80s high school sex romps "classic" that the issue even comes up. But does this mean that the just-a-notch-above-basic cable network doesn't have a standard policy on censorship? Or did  they just let those boobies be that night, under the rationale that film was going to show very late?

It's especially shocking when you take a look at how radically most networks are altering their "adult" content in order to protect fragile viewers. Just the other night, I made the mistake of trying to watch Pulp Fiction on Bravo. The edits were so harsh, and seemingly so arbitrary, that I did some reasearch. An entire list of the cuts made on the standard television version can be found at IMDB; they include a wholesale omission of both the scene where Vincent Vega shoots heroin, and the segment where Vince and Jules are scrubbing the blood from the backseat of the car. And yet, they left in shots of Mia Wallace snorting coke in her dressing room, and the image of Vincent getting shot on the toilet. Plus, they restored that totally useless deleted scene where Mia asks Vincent on camcorder if he prefers Elvis to The Beatles. No, there's nothing textbook offensive about it, but it still offends my sensibilities.

I guess I'm just a little fuzzy on the rules. I'm not an easily offended person, so I don't understand why the image of John Travolta shooting up is more problematic than that of Jennifer Jason Leigh's barely legal naked body. Anybody have any ideas?

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Featured Stories

fall tv schedule
meet the tv squad

Categories

RSS Feeds

Powered by Blogsmith

AOL TV's Top 5


More Features


watch full episodes online

TV Squad Newsletter

Get TV Squad's daily posts emailed to you daily. Sign up now!

Sponsored Links

Most Commented On (7 days)

Blog Roll

Other Weblogs Inc. Network blogs you might be interested in: