TVSquad

Amy Sedaris has the honorable distinction of being the only forty-something I want to make out with. I've had a schoolboy crush on her for years which isn't so much sexual as it is a desire to be around her, listen to her talk, and perhaps eat Skittles out of her hand until she tells me to go home. I thought I had seen the last of her once Strangers with Candy was canceled, but she keeps serendipitously popping up. I caught her as a secretary in the Will Ferrell vehicle Elf, saw her as a magic princess on the "Sesame Street for drug addicts" series Wonder Showzen, and recently caught her in a segment Jon Stewart did especially for Oprah. A quick glance at her IMDb page shows she has no signs of stopping either. She's an amazing talent who deserves the work she gets, but I like to pretend she's doing it all for me.