Yes, we all feared the day would come, but none of us were able to prepare for it. Nonetheless, Tom Cruise has finally snapped and killed Oprah. I didn't believe it myself until I watched the video. Apparently part of Scientology is learning the ways of the Sith? But I thought Star Wars was steeped in Eastern religion and philosophy. I don't recall Buddha saying anything about killing Oprah. Trust me, I'm the first person he'd tell. I've been on his speed dial since March.
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7-14-2005 @ 4:04PM
Janice said...
I think it should be titled Oprah killed Tom Cruise, he was sooooo not cool! What was all of the jumping about? I have been in love(well lust, really), but I have never jumped on my couch let alone somebody else's couch to pronounce my love (lust). Did you even see Oprah's face when he was jumping around, she was amazed, too. It is unbeleiveble the thing people would do when in love. Don't blame Oprah, she was just doing her job.
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6-27-2005 @ 11:02PM
Mike said...
Well, for what it's worth, we don't actually see her DIE, you know...
Besides, if you kill her, she will become more powerful than Cruise can possible imagine.
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11-02-2005 @ 12:29PM
Adam said...
Tee hee...
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6-29-2005 @ 10:26AM
Cookie said...
Tom Cruise and Oprah are "DA BOMB DIGGITY"! The two kindest people in the universe. So wealthy, yet so charitable. If all people can do is make fun of them for being who they are, then I hope to someday be in the same position they're in and be made fun of for the same reasons (cause I'm filthy rich, gorgeous, successful, generous, prosperous and in love)!!!
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6-30-2005 @ 3:46PM
L'Emmerdeur said...
I think Tom Cruise is showing his true colors: he's a racist.
(OK, I'm just baiting Cookie)
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7-12-2005 @ 7:07PM
Janice said...
Don't get me wrong I love Oprah. It's just that I have never seen a man with that kind of reaction before in my life. Long live Oprah! She is a great teacher and I have learned a lot from her. I Thank the Lord for Oprah! Tom you are great too, God bless you! I loved you in "Rainman"!
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